I did a major web surfing session today and while I was on my way I picked up a bunch of quote I thought were cool. Here they are enjoy:

“If voting changed anything they would make it illegal.”

“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.” -Ben Franklin

-”I believe there must be one true soul mate for every person.”
-”He must be very busy.”

“For tech support press the exact value of 22 divided by 7.”

“Don’t get all ‘mathy’ on me.”

“From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.”

“Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.”

“She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs”

“If we all did the things we are capable of doing we would astound ourselves.”

“Just out farting around with my camera in China and having some fun.” (farting around?)

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.” — George W. Bush

“Military men are dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy.” Henry Kissinger, quoted by Bob Woodward in The Final Days, 1976